Anyway, some of you may have forgotten what the birthing process is actually like. Thankfully, I always have this video to go back to. Even though I'm with a bunch of first graders on this trip, viewer discretion is advised.
What is this lady talking about? "Now those chains around the baby's legs do not hurt the baby ok?" Not ok...it's actually not ok.
"Well there's a little blood when you have babies...that's just how it goes."
No thank you. I'm going to wait just a little longer until someone cranks something out of my body with chains.
But to all my pregnant friends: good luck.
